Forever Untitled

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via dexterbear97)

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

(Source: humorstop, via dexterbear97)

adam-pancake:

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

And the horror when you realize you will start on your trip

(via dexterbear97)

nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

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People who are younger than you but better than you at something

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People who are younger than you

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People

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Being turned into a llama

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A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

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yeah… weird

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(Source: outcense, via dexterbear97)

demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via dexterbear97)

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

(via dexterbear97)

oldmanspooky:

timelordshavetwohearts:

leupagus:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

(Source: paatroklos, via dexterbear97)

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)

cozyprince:

i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me

(Source: mossthing, via kassartdra)

fangirlarmoire:


justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

(Source: 103312, via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)

fangirlarmoire:


justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

(Source: 103312, via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)

wearetylerspeople:

Everyone deserves to be who they are and happy with that

wearetylerspeople:

Everyone deserves to be who they are and happy with that

(Source: another-half-story, via kassartdra)

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via rneerkat)